So, here's the deal. I'll give you guys until next Wednesday to post quotes in the comment section of this thread. I'll pick my five favorites and put up a poll to let everyone vote for the two days after that. (No anonymous quotes though, I have to be able to track you down.)
The favorite quote wins the item of their choice from The Lactivist store. (Have friends that also wish they had a Lactivist shirt? Invite them to come and submit their quotes as well!)
Could be fun, no?
So have at it...what's he thinking when he makes this face?
"Mom! How could you put me in PINK??"
ReplyDeleteOr how about... "Can't you please just give us our name back?"
Wait - that might have been a wee bit inappropriate. Oops.
"But, why is the milk gone?" in his best Jack Sparrow impression.
I'm hungry but I don't know how to un-hook my Mommy's bra!
ReplyDeleteWeaning?! I know I'm an addict, but that sounds way too much like detox for babies! No way!
ReplyDeletePlease don't say the F* word!!!
ReplyDelete*formula
It's been three hours, I'm going through withdrawl!
ReplyDelete"You don't understand, man, it's been too long! I'm starting to get the shakes!"
ReplyDelete"Come on mom, I know you got some, PLEASE just give me a taste of the good stuff!"
ReplyDeletewithdrawl is hell
ReplyDelete"Crying over spilled (breast) milk"
ReplyDeleteEmmitt just found out that a new law was passed where all women have to be a B cup or less.
ReplyDeletePut down the camera and nurse me already, woman!
ReplyDeleteMom, I'm giving you the lip! that always works!
ReplyDeleteHmmm. How about:
ReplyDeleteWhere's MY milk?!?
WHAT did you say you did with MY milk?!?
You're not going to take that away from me, are you?
Do you really wanna see a baby cry?
This is what happens when you take MILK from a baby!
Where are you going Mommy?!? Don't just leave me here without MY milk!
If I have any other flashes of insight, I'll post again. :-)
great idea for a contest. :)
ReplyDelete"Ut oh! Where are my knickers?"
(I just like to say knickers.)
btw, are you still interested in participating in the API fundraiser? we'd love to have you help us out if you can. and if you have those other contacts for me, that's be super awesome. thanks! :)
will you stop eating the garlic already, gosh!
ReplyDeleteI CAN HAZ MEELK?!?
ReplyDeleteSorry, just had an LOLcat moment. :)
Wean is a four letter word
ReplyDeleteThe Weaning Monster Scared Me
Where have all the boobies gone?
ReplyDeleteThe tap better not be dry!--Jessica Lietz
ReplyDeleteAn ode to mommy milk:
ReplyDeleteIf lovin' you is wrong... I don't wanna be right!
Please don't leave me with Dad! He's all flat!
ReplyDeleteNooooooo! Those are MY nummies, Dad, leave them alone!
Please, mommy, I'll be good, I promise!
I'll stop biting, I promise! Just one more chance?
What do you mean...."wean"?
ReplyDeleteBut...but...Mommmeeee....it's SUPPOSED to be nurse on DEMAND!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut, I don't HAVE a problem! I don't NEED Boobyjuice Anonymous! I can quit any time I want, I swear!
ReplyDeleteGot milk?
ReplyDeleteAlso "where's the milk?"
ReplyDeletePinkPoppies at g(oogle)mail dot com
Empty AGAIN! We really need to work on you increasing you SUPPLY!
ReplyDelete"No boobies for you"
ReplyDeleteI hate it when she puts those away!
ReplyDeleteJenny
jenny@momminitup.com
Whaddya mean, "all empty?" They CAN'T be empty!
ReplyDeleteor
You're considering WHAT reduction?!?
Are you holding out on me??
ReplyDeleteThey want me to eat WHERE???
ReplyDeleteHey Mom, how's about a lil' lactation sedation?
ReplyDeleteI said I won't bite again.
x
Hi there,
ReplyDeleteI had left a comment 2 days ago but now I see it didn't appear, maybe because of blogger.
I had offered (if not too late)
"breastfeeding anywhere,anytime"
cheers,
Isil
Where's my next fix going to come from?
ReplyDeleteWeaning sucks!
ReplyDeleteI'm an ardent supporter of both breastfeeding and children. No one would call me humorless but I have to say that humor at the expense of a crying child is counter the the values of those who respect children and work to improve awareness of better parent/child relationships. Your contest is disappointing.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Well I'm sorry you feel that way but my tot went from happy and smiling to that face and back to happy and smiling in about 45 seconds.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I made him starve or stay up late or pinched him to get the shot.
I don't suppose I can please everyone all of the time though, eh?
who needs a jar of dirt when your mom has THOSE!?
ReplyDelete"Mommy, not onions again! Don't you know I can taste everything you eat?"
ReplyDeleteummm..."life is like a wax candle...slowly melting away....so live life to the fullest!"....
ReplyDeleteor...."yesterday is history....tomorrow's a mystery...today is a gift...thats why its called PRESENT!"